For a very long time, there has been a particular thread on NS, simply titled, Post what you think. Started by now legendary member, @pepper , 10 years ago. This thread has been a blog post for many NSers over the years, a place to post what they were thinking in a place very few people could see, but those who did might care a bit. . Today this thread has reached 2000 pages. I reached out to Mr. Bozer to ask if he wanted any words in this post on this thread and here is what he said:
Here is what I just posted on the thread. That pretty much sums up how I feel about it all. “And it only took 10 years * to check the grades *. Around that time, I finished high school, graduated from U, moved to Boston, then to Texas, and I started my career as a comic. All the while nsers kept posting on this thread about politics, skiing and how good he is to ski. This community is awesome and it honestly is mind blowing how much this thread has grown, especially considering how little I have posted on this site lol!
As for the legend of the thread? (Baby monkey riding a pig, with a donut) Tons of people on this site have been wondering what that could mean. well here is the explanation: i was a little high and a friend of mine sent me a video of a baby monkey riding a pig. I was enjoying a donut at the time. I went to NS, posted the thread, and commented on the only 2 things on my mind at the time: the video and the donut. Here is the clip in question:
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1025798/Baby-Monkey–Going-Backwards-On-A-Pig—-Parry-Gripp (End of Boozer’s lyrics)
Now back to this article, I’ve had a lot of free time here lately, and I’ve done a bit of scrolling, somewhere around the first 314 pages of Post what you think. I took some time to copy paste / capture things that I found interesting, introspective, or downright bizarre. These are messages from real NS members from all those years ago. Hope you enjoy!
Baby monkey riding on a pig, with a donut
Wow 4 posts until someone says boobs? I expected less
I hate getting old. I really want to go back to when I was 14 and was friends with everyone and everyone wanted me to sing in their bands and my biggest problem was getting people to me. buy alcohol and keep my hair styled.
I miss having lots of friends to hang out with instead of about 4 and go on adventures in weird places and run away from the police.
Now all we do is sit in a pub, I don’t have a group, I have so many applications to do, job interviews that I have to spend hundreds of dollars to go there.
I used to spend everyday wishing I was older, and now I wish I had realized how good I had it.
after a stop at mcdonald’s it occurred to me that our dogs must think that we are just phenomenal hunters. after only about 2 minutes of hunting we have enough victims to feed a wild pack of canines. every now and then we go off for an hour or two and come back with enough kills to last for months.
.Hugo: I picked up some girls from Walmart last night. Stay classy
B. pronounces: I almost finished 5 years of study and spent almost $ 40,000 on a diploma. Now I realize that I really don’t like what I’m doing.
Is it time to become a ski instructor? I think so.
CHRONIC: my mom’s daughter, roommate, just got home fucked up and now watching Jersey Shore with me. the question that comes to my mind is … why am I not high like shit. and why i still live at home
Get.Kronk: People hate Obama and love Tim Tebow way too much.
Raz.: I just flirted with a random girl for a good 20 minutes to buy me a chipotle burrito. When I got him I just told him I had a boyfriend and left.
Skeedle: I hate people who think animals are disposable.
Black Mamba.: sex, football, food and eggnog
.AR6Rider: I am fully convinced that 99% of NS are in fact mentally disabled.
Big_Spence: I’m currently selling a Zippo lighter on Ebay for $ 102.50 and there are still two days left on the auction … people are so dumb.
Fly on: I really liked him, NS. I really did …
T_Rob: My tolerance for cider is not what it used to be.
Spinoza: The endoscopy unit waiting room is the WORST place to meet a pretty girl
Jane6: Tanner Hall must come out of my dreams. A few weeks ago I had a sex dream about him and last night I dreamed that I had killed him with a snowboard. I am so confused.
alcohol (on page 111): HOLY SHIT I haven’t been on newschoolers for a long time, this thread has become HUGE
DeebieSkeebies: DAY OF PRISON OF WAR. IT’S A POW DAY.
I WOKE UP EARLY.
Spinoza: Fkn put on a tight shirt, wrap your knee and get some sympathy, you sidekick.
HWW: • the cat wakes me up 04:30
runs to the kitchen
tell me to look outside
self looks outside
that’s dumping, damn yeah!
.Dad: Drifting in 8 inches of fresh snow is probably as much fun as skiing in powder.
Laurent.: I had my first exam today.
According to the study planner provided by the university, this section requires at least 200 hours of study.
I unpacked the book yesterday.
Started at 5 p.m., distilled the 600 pages of words and questions into a work plan.
We had a lovely dinner.
From 10 p.m. to 5 a.m .: work mode, 2 min. brake every 20 min. 5 minutes. brake every hour. Plenty of water, coffee and powernack cookies.
5 a.m. to 6 a.m.: nap
Then on the train, reread the most important sections, twice.
I took the test.
I just got the result: 98%, the best of everyone.
beezy: I feel like these koalas are going to drug and rape me
There is a lot more stuff I could have put in here, but I thought I would leave some fun for anyone who has some spare time. If you ever want to come back to any page at any point in this thread, here’s how: all you have to do is readjust the URL where it says page = and type any number from 1 to 2000 hit enter, and it will take you to any page in that thread if you want to look back, and see what was on another nsers mind. I’m sure there are some gems out there, and maybe you will find one if you look closely enough. Feel free to leave a screenshot in the comments!